We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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