i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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