Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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