I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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