her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Randomize