just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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