You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize