Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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