They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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