You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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