You smell like a Billy Joel song
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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