Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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