She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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