The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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