thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Cold hands, warm shart.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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