Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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