I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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