i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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