Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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