just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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