i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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