He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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