God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Vodka?
Forever.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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