Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize