didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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