sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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