my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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