True but thats because hes a fetus.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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