Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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