You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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