I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize