I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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