Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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