Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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