like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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