he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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