Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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