get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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