similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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