I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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