I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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