We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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