Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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