if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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