I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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