Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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