can u get pink eye on your cock?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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