Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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