Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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