dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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